I ripped off Monday, November 28th’s Getting in Touch with your Inner Bitch sheet to keep handy. Of course, it probably wouldn’t be appropriate to hang at my desk, but it’s worth remembering:
“Sometimes your inner bitch just wants to say something like, ‘I’ll try being less of a bitch if you’ll try being less of an idiot.’ But she doesn’t always actually do it.”
Those are words I must keep from coming out of my mouth on an almost daily basis. People are so cray-cray.